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Hè, I’m Dena and I’m a progressively ill trans NDN+AZN artist and gig worker.

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speedlimit15:

i just saw someone with “blood is not a liquid” and “bugs are not animals” as very serious opinions in their before you follow section. and they kinned santa claus “from the santa claus universe”

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lakesbian:

you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism

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mokeonn:

“But if college was free, then people would abuse that and get useless degrees” hell yeah I would! If I could go to college without debt I would make it my job to get a degree in every little thing that interested me. I’d get a doctorate in film studies. I’d have a bachelor’s degree for every science I like. I’d try to learn at least 5 languages with varying results. I would learn something “useful” like coding and then follow it up with a “"useless”“ degree like art history. I’d be the world record speed run holder for getting every degree possible.

But I can’t afford college without going into massive debt, so instead I spent the last 5 years trying to figure out what I am passionate enough about to consider going into debt over, because unfortunately being passionate about everything is extremely expensive to pursue.

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adobe-outdesign:

adobe-outdesign:

Pokemon is amazing because it started out being coded with duct tape and prayers by a small team of people. flash forward twenty years and guess what? it’s now coded with duct tape and prayers by a medium-sized team of people

ALT

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maxknightley:

from what I’ve seen, there are exactly Three Jobs hiring at any given time. they are:

• senior logistics strategist at Hewlett Packard. $140,000 / year. requirements: three separate MBAs, fifteen years of business experience, no “ethnic” grandparents, unearned sense of confidence
• “customer success ambassador” at Glurp. $70,000 / year, give or take, since 90% of your pay is based on commission. requirements: associate’s degree, no experience, has never heard the phrase “pyramid scheme,” no sense of shame
• part-time server at Le Bon Mot. $15-$16/hr depending on level of experience. must work weekends, overnight shifts, holidays, while asleep. requirements: you will let customers spit on you.

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tysonfurybattlepass:

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tysonfurybattlepass:

the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.

fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.

assault parrots, if you will

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footlongdingledong:

seven-oh-four:

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zonaisona:

zonaisona:

zonaisona:

as a kid i had one of those “there’s a monster under my bed” moments except real.

every night i would cry about a ghost or something trying to scare me by knocking on my bedroom windows and walls. like, really loudly, every hour or so, every night. only at night. so my dad was like “heh okay kiddo let’s check it out :) ah see? there’s nothing here :)” and left.

until years later he admitted to me that he did in fact hear the unexplainable knocking when he slept in that room one night, and it kept him awake with fear. and suddenly felt awful for not believing little kid me.

imagine your kid being like “daddy there’s a demon in my closet” and you being like ok son lemme just check that for you :). and you open the door and there’s a demon in the closet

WHAT

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huffylemon:

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mag200:

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mag200:

one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.

“i wouldn’t look back bc logically if she’s not there it wouldnt help to look and if she is there looking back would cause me to lose her” cool so has love never made you stupid and insane

another thing thats interesting is i think most people assume its a walk of reasonably short length that you have to resist looking back. but we dont know how long that walk was. its out of the underworld, time could work very differently. could be days. could be months. could you walk for months without looking back to see if your love is okay? i dont think you could

exactly. like oh you’re not going to look back? have you never lost a love? there is so much looking back.

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peacozy:

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lookoflove:

lookoflove:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

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violetsandshrikes:

violetsandshrikes:

violetsandshrikes:

This is Opal, a Giant Pacific Octopus at the Bellingham Marine Life Centre. She was saved from a dinner plate and is being housed in a 3,000 gallon system while they’re waiting to release her back at her capture site. Apparently her favourite enrichment item is a baby toy ball ❤️

Opals temporary caretaker has a TikTok too, and she’s said that Opal was initially caught for being a “nuisance” to local shrimpers. She’s very lucky she got saved!

Here’s a screenshot of her playing with her baby toy.

@birb-bian Most cephalopods (including all octopuses) are venomous, but most of them aren’t fatally venomous to humans! So people who are experienced and cautious can handle them, especially if they’re familiar with aggression/fear behaviours that might preclude a bite

They also typically inject venom via the beak, so avoiding the mouth area tends to also be a good idea

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aahsokaatano:

llatimeria:

llatimeria:

having the ability to stop, slow down, and think “wait, is there any physical reasons I feel bad actually?” is probably one of the most important skills one can have as a mentally ill/neurodivergent person or really just as a human being existing in the world in general

I’d always felt like those “stop! are you hungry? have you had enough water? etc etc…” posts from a few years ago were helpful but sometimes condescending because I really didn’t realize how much some people with emotionally negligent parents just were not taught those skills. It can come off as dismissive to be like “you’re actually just hungry” when someone’s upset but … There are a nontrivial number of people in this world who cannot function normally when they’re hungry and don’t even realize that’s what’s causing it.

Anyways if you’re sad and reading this go have a snack. Even if you have a real problem beyond being hungry you’re not gonna solve it on an empty stomach anyway so just go have a snack. it won’t hurt

If you’re upset, ask yourself: is this caused by SHREK?

Sleepiness

Hormones

Restroom

Eating

Kidneys (dehydration)

Also, friendly reminder that if you can’t drink water for whatever reason, you aren’t a bad person and you should drink SOMETHING. Juice, milk, sports drinks, yes even coffee and energy drinks - there is water in those things and some water is better than no water!

If your options are drink nothing or drink a sugary soda - drink the soda. Dehydration is no joke, and, again some water from a different drink is better than no water at all.

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puppygirl-hornyposting:

who else eeping

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